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Hörbuch-Gewinnspiel zu Carloz Ruiz Zafon »The Prince of Mist«

Montag, 5. Juli 2010



Ich möchte mal ein kleines Gewinnspiel ausprobieren und verschenke “einmal” das englische Hörbuch “The Prince of Mist” von Carlos Ruiz Zafon. Schreibt mir noch bis zum 18. Juli einen Kommentar mit Eurem besten Witz, den Ihr in Englisch auf Lager habt (Email-Adresse nicht vergessen!) und vielleicht kommt dieses Audiobook schon bald gratis per Post zu Euch nach hause.


Mach mit und gewinne dieses Hörbuch

Gewinnen macht glücklich! Ich kann ein Lied davon singen, denn ich war einer der Glücklichen die beim „Auch Deutsche unter den Opfern Hörbuch-Gewinnspiel“ von lovelybooks.de ein Hörbuch von Benjamin v. Stuckrad-Barre Hörbuch abgesahnt haben. (Übrigens: Wer lovelybooks.de noch nicht kennt, schaut vorbei, es lohnt sich… nicht nur wegen der Gewinnspiele, sondern vor allem wegen der tollen Community!)

Gewinne diese Hörbuch

Gewinne diese Hörbuch

Inspiriert von lovelybooks.de habe ich spontan entschlossen selber mal ein kleines Gewinnspiel auszuprobieren. Normalerweise versteigere ich Hörbücher, die nicht in meinem endlos überfüllten Hörbuchregal verschwinden, oder tausche diese gegen andere Hörbücher. Heute bin ich mal in Geberlaune und verschenke mein zuletzt gehörtes Audiobook „The Prince of Mist“ von Carlos Ruiz Zafon (diese Ausgabe ist erst im Mai 2010 erschienen) einmal. Das Hörbuch ist so gut wie neu, hat keinerlei Gebrauchsspuren (weil auch nur einmal gehört).

Die Aufgabenstellung an Euch ist ganz simpel: Wie Ihr im Artikel zum Zafon-Hörbuch gelesen habt, möchte ich meine Englischkenntnisse aufbessern. Deswegen: Schreibt mir einfach einen Kommentar zu diesem Artikel mit Eurem liebsten englischen Witz. Auf Englisch natürlich! Länge und Inhalt des Witzes sind mir wurscht. Es dürfen auch nicht jugendfrei Jokes sein (solange es im Rahmen bleibt). Hauptsache lustisch!

Derjenige, der den besten Witz postet, bekommt das oben genannte Hörbuch!

Teilnehmen könnt Ihr noch bis zum 18. Juli 2010 (23:59h)*. Alles was Ihr machen müsst: Einen Kommentar mit einem Witz posten (als Text geschrieben, nicht nur Link posten) und (ganz wichtig!) eine gültige E-Mail-Adresse angeben, so dass ich den Gewinner später kontaktieren kann.


Ein kleines Beispiel: The Bear Rabbit Joke

Als Beispiel einer meiner Lieblingsjokes von Comedylegende Eddie Murphy. Kurz und knackig:

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and says: “Excuse me, do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?”
The rabbits says,”No…”

So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.

So, jetzt bin ich auf Eure Jokes gespannt! :)


Update: Der Gewinner bzw. die Gewinnerin steht nun fest. Herzlichen Glückwunsch an Bibi!! Vielen Dank an alle Teilnehmer für Eure Posts!


*Der Rechtsweg ist natürlich ausgeschlossen

  • Frauke
    Jul 6th, 2010 at 13:36 | #1

    Mir fallen nur die hier ein:

    Doctor Doctor I feel like a racehorse.
    Take one of these every 4 laps!

    Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I’m a caterpillar
    Don’t worry you’ll soon change!

    Doctor, Doctor I feel like a dog !

    Liebe Grüße

  • Det
    Jul 7th, 2010 at 15:14 | #2

    A man in a restaurant says to the Waiter: “Waiter, in my soup is a dead fly!” The Waiter says: “Oh yeah, it´s the hot water, which kills them!”…find ich sau lustig, verstehste?

  • Grobi89
    Jul 8th, 2010 at 12:50 | #3

    Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can’t hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language.

    He pointed to his eye meaning “I”, pointed to his knee meaning “need”, then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion. The man on the ground floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out his chop and starts masturbating.

    The worker on 5th floor gets so pissed off he runs down to the ground floor and says, “What the fuck is your problem!!! I said I needed a hand saw!”.

    The other guy says, “I knew that! I was just trying to tell you – I’m coming!”

  • Tony Clifton
    Jul 9th, 2010 at 08:25 | #4

    Why do dogs lick their balls?

    Because they can.

  • Andreas76
    Jul 9th, 2010 at 15:04 | #5

    A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding

    down Main Street.

    “But officer,” the man began, “I can explain…”

    “Just be quiet,” snapped the officer. “I’m going to let you cool your

    heels in jail until the chief gets back.”

    “But, officer, I just wanted to say…,”

    “And I said to keep quiet! You’re going to jail!”

    A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, “Lucky

    for you that the chief’s at his daughter’s wedding. He’ll be in a good

    mood when he gets back.”

    “Don’t count on it,” answered the fellow in the cell. “I’m the groom.”

  • Jul 9th, 2010 at 15:48 | #6

    Klasse :) Das ist doch schonmal ein guter Anfang… bedanke mich für Eure Teilnahme und freue mich auf mehr

  • Jul 9th, 2010 at 17:06 | #7

    The Camels

    The little camel asks his mother:
    Mum why do we have these big humps?
    Because in these hump there is some water and in the hot desert we can
    And mum. Why do we have this large fur?
    Because the dessert at night is so cold and then we don’t feel cold.
    And mum. Why do we got these big hoofs.
    Because the desert the sand is hot and the hoofs save us from the hot
    But mum. What the fuck are we doing here in the national zoo?

    Twittername: bcpcooking

  • Jul 9th, 2010 at 17:21 | #8

    A couple having sex. She: “Darling, tell me some dirty things”. He: “Kitchen”.

  • Bibi
    Jul 9th, 2010 at 17:29 | #9

    A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?” The bartender considers it, then agrees. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play the blues.

    After the man finished his drink, he asked the bartender, “If I show you an even better trick, will you give me free drinks for the rest of the evening?” The bartender agrees, thinking that no trick could possibly be better than the first. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play the blues. The man reaches into another pocket and pulls out a small bullfrog, who begins to sing along with the rat’s music.

    While the man is enjoying his beverages, a stranger confronts him and offers him $100,000.00 for the bullfrog. “Sorry,” the man replies, “he’s not for sale.” The stranger increases the offer to $250,000.00 cash up front. “No,” he insists, “he’s not for sale.” The stranger again increases the offer, this time to $500,000.00 cash. The man finally agrees, and turns the frog over to the stranger in exchange for the money.

    “Are you insane?” the bartender demanded. “That frog could have been worth millions to you, and you let him go for a mere $500,000!” “Don’t worry about it.” the man answered. “The frog was really nothing special. You see, the rat’s a ventriloquist.”

  • Lars
    Jul 9th, 2010 at 18:56 | #10

    John Paul II in an interview:
    “I went to America. They asked me: Why do You come to America?
    I said: I come to America to polish my English.
    So they said to me: Your English is polish enough!”

  • Catrin
    Jul 9th, 2010 at 19:01 | #11

    Weight Watchers will meet at 7pm at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use double door at the side entrance.

  • Annatasia
    Jul 9th, 2010 at 19:33 | #12

    A german tourist in a London restaurant:
    “Waiter, I’d like to have a bloody schnitzel!” –
    “Certainly, Sir, would you like some fucking potatoes with it?”

  • dedden1848
    Jul 10th, 2010 at 07:54 | #13

    I was flying from Toronto to Frankfurts.on route to berlin.
    By the time we took off, there had been a 45-minute delay and everybody on board was ticked. Unexpectedly, we stopped in England on the way. The flight attendant explained that there would be another 45-minute delay, and if we wanted to get off the aircraft, we would reboard in thirty minutes.

    Everybody got off the plane except one gentleman who was blind. I noticed him as I walked by and could tell he had flown before because his seeing eye dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of him throughout the entire flight. I could also tell he had flown this very flight before because the pilot approached him and, calling him by name, said, “Keith, we’re in England for almost an hour. Would you like to get off and stretch your legs?”

    Keith replied, “No thanks, but maybe my dog would like to stretch his legs. Would you take him for me please?”

    Now picture this. All the people in the gate area came to a completely quiet standstill when they looked up and saw the pilot walk off the plane with a seeing eye dog! The pilot was even wearing sunglasses that day. People scattered not only trying to change planes but also trying to change airlines!

  • Nicky
    Jul 11th, 2010 at 18:11 | #14

    A wife went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big problem doctor. Every time we’re in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this earsplitting yell.”

    “My dear,” the shrink said, “that’s completely natural. I don’t see what the problem is.”

    “The problem,” she complained, “is that it wakes me up.”

  • Carsten
    Jul 11th, 2010 at 20:45 | #15

    “I can’t find a cause for your illness,” the doctor said. “Frankly, I think it’s due to drinking.” “In that case,” replied his patient, “I’ll come back when you are sober.”

  • Sabine
    Jul 13th, 2010 at 18:38 | #16

    3 Wishes

    Three guys, one Irish, one English, and one Scottish are out walking along the beach together one day.

    They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. “I will give you each one wish, that’s three wishes in total”, says the Genie.

    The Scottish guy says, “I am a fisherman, my Dad’s a fisherman, his Dad was a fisherman and my son will be one too. I want all the oceans full of fish for all eternity.”

    So, with a blink of the Genie’s eye “FOOM” the oceans were teaming with fish.

    The Englishman was amazed, so he said, “I want a wall around England, protecting her, so that no one will get in for all eternity.”

    Again, with a blink of the Genie’s eye “POOF” there was a huge wall around England.

    The Irishman asks, “I’m very curious. Please tell me more about this wall.”

    The Genie explains, “Well, it’s about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick, protecting England so that nothing can get in or out.”

    The Irishman says, “Fill it up with water.”

  • Ashley
    Jul 17th, 2010 at 13:38 | #17

    “Honey,” said this husband to his wife, “I invited a friend home for supper.” “What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven’t been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don’t feel like cooking a fancy meal!” “I know all that.” “Then why did you invite a friend for supper?” “Because the poor fool’s thinking about getting married.”

  • Melanie
    Jul 18th, 2010 at 16:17 | #18

    Why did no one see Hannibal coming over the hill with his elephants?

    The elephants were wearing sunglasses…

  • Volker
    Jul 18th, 2010 at 16:43 | #19

    Der hier:

    What is the longest word in the English language?

    “Smiles”. Because there is a mile between its first and last letters

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